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Hello. Girl, if it catches, it's class.

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Hmm. Hmm.

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Hmm. Hey

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girl, want some brown liquor?

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Brown liquor don't make this pussy pie.

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Tequila it is.

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There you go.

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Viva la riva Lucia!

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Now that shit right there making pussy pie
boy.

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He ain't staying.

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So what are you doing here anyway?

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What do you think I'm doing here?

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I'm starting an opening scene.

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Been there, done that.

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Pick up the phone!

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Pick up the phone!

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Richie? Teyana, hey.

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I thought it'd be easier for the audience if
we didn't have to read more texts.

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Yeah, that makes sense.

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Cause you know these motherfuckers can't
read.

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I know who goes to see your wedding's
breakfast for me.

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Well it's nice to phone me during this super
awkward way.

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Likewise, but I gotta be honest.

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When I see your profile picture, bitch
you're almost white less because you look

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mad goofy. But surprisingly, you know, goofy
niggas got busy too.

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So here we are.

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I'm taking for a Jersey girl.

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A Jersey girl?

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Listen, I love Jersey down.

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But I'm a Harlem girl.

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Born in motherfucking raids.

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Real niggas only.

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Yeah. Oh, so you're black.

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No motherfuckers, I'm black.

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All cats. No cat.

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The cat. Fuck all y'all.

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Bitch split them pearls back up.

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Like what's your shit?

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Hello. So tell me, what's your favorite
scary movie?

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I don't really do them.

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You know all the stupid tropes and shit, why
is it always the white bitch at

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the end? Cause they know it's too hard to
kill a sister.

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You know what I'm saying?

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Cause the sister can survive government
cheese.

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We can survive anything.

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You know, it might help if you met me
outside.

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Met you outside?

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Boy, you this needy.

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What you find must be a Scorpio.

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How'd you know?

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Good dick though.

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The toxic is hate.

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Hey, you still respawning here in alley?

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Yes, hurry, put a wall of your ass.

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Roll a bitch?

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Nah, not today.

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She's a bitch.

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Her drill. Okay, I'm coming down the alley
now.

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I'm here. Can you see me?

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I'm waving. No.

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The person I'm looking at is not waving.

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I've had them just staring at me.

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Oh stare at his ass back.

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And don't blink.

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Never blink. You got sparse polyps in the
heart.

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What? No, they're walking towards me now.

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Oh no, they have a knife.

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Why don't we just ask over here?

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That's not the worst part.

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The worst part is, you know so much about
horror movies, and

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yet you still walk into the alley alone.

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Yeah, what the worst part is, you're fucking
with a New York bitch.

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Go, go. Oh, yeah!

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Go, Yohan!

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Oh, no!

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Oh, no!

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Wait a minute.

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He found some adventure shit.

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Seriously, then? I ain't recognize a bird.

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I thought you were going to war with it.

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That's a pigeon, nigga!

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It's supposed to be...

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Go, go,

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a hawk swooping in the tent!

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Not bad. Are you done?

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What the hell?

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Bitch, I'm Tiana too.

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My abs got abs.

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We can cut this out!

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Somebody help me!

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Now, get

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your own wrestle.

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Hey, Tiana. You might have kicked my ass.

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But you're still in win that, Oscar.

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What'd you say about my Oscar?

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Did I stutter?

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You lost. You're right.

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But I'm going to go to glow, bitch.

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Oh, my God, really?

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So that's why I never watched horror movies.

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It's fucking terrible.

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Just a bunch of celebrity cameos and fart
gags.

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So you don't like parodies?

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I'm more into jet-aptotal films.

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You know, elevated comedy.

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And what is elevated comedy?

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The kind that doesn't actually make anyone
laugh but makes white people feel smart.

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Tuesday, don't answer that.

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There'd be ghostbates.

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Come on, Elle.

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Stuff like that only happens in the movies.

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Oh, hey. I wasn't expecting you to answer
the door.

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What the fuck?

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Here's my knife.

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This is... Hello.

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Tuesday. Miss?

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What'd you say?

118
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Just a root of lin for my ADHD.

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Adderall for PTSD.

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A couple of Xanax for my anxiety.

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And you put her pills.

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So good luck getting it up now.

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Jesus, Sarah! How many did you take?

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I don't know how many come in a bottle.

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Hey, Jeff. Sarah, two days in the hospital.

126
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She was stabbed by a killer.

127
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You know, ghost space.

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Wait, from routine?

129
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Why would ghost space kill her?

130
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It could get you pretty Tony.

131
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It could get you Starkula from stabbing my
sister.

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Sarah, it wasn't ghost space killer.

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It was somebody in a ghost space mask.

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Oh, okay. That makes more sense.

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I ain't the one!

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Jesus, Jack! What?

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I was thinking about wearing this for
Halloween.

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My strange flat-tested half-sister was
nearly killed by a psycho in a ghost mask.

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Now I can see her.

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Can't make up for the past.

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Well, hey, hey, hey.

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I'm going with you.

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Not because I'm the obvious killer trying to
lure you back to your hometown.

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I'm just a supportive boyfriend.

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Yeah. That's all.

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Okay, let's go.

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Get in the car.

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Listen, we just have to make one stop on the
way.

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I survived.

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Oh, thanks to my lucky penny.

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Look around, look at what is up.

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Look out. Look out.

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Hey, we know we can give you a hug.

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Come on. I'm going to turn off this ratchet
-act music.

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It's embarrassing, especially for black
women.

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It's not embarrassing.

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I'm the cool mom.

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Everybody wish they had.

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I'm lit. Don't forget I got practice later,
so I'll be home late.

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You only made the team because you're black,
and those racist fucks assumed you

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could play. It's 2026.

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I don't think race is an issue.

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Do you read Black Twitter?

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No. Right. Are you still dating that hoe?

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Okay. Stop hoe-shaming her.

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Just because Darryl and them ran a train on
her doesn't make her a hoe.

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She's not a hoe.

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She's sex positive.

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Well, I'm positive she's a hoe.

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Hey, girl, look at you.

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Early for Halloween, huh?

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What you do?

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She's a bloody school girl.

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Happy house. Hi, Miss Mings.

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I love the hair.

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Very...I'll take your sponsor.

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Well, thank you very much.

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I got it.

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If I do, I'll make you a little shitpack.

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Ooh. You don't want it.

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I gotta get to African American History
Clan.

182
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We're learning about slavery.

183
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We've come to find out.

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It was a choice.

185
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You see that right here?

186
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That's Kanye. That's right.

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They've been teaching us wrong all this
time.

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Stay black. Bye, Mom.

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Bye, baby. Bye, Miss Mings.

190
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Bye. Then I put some condoms in your bag.

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You know how they try to trap you.

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Wow. Okay. Seriously?

193
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Sheriff, you don't have to walk into class.

194
00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,400
I'm fine. Jess, there's a serial killer on
the loose.

195
00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:06,300
I'm not going to let anything happen to my
baby girl.

196
00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:08,610
Boy, okay? I'm a baby boy.

197
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I'm sorry. I'm having a hard time with this
transition.

198
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Okay, it's really simple.

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Treat me like one of the guys.

200
00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:18,180
Okay? I can do that?

201
00:10:18,340 --> 00:10:20,080
Yeah. Slap fight.

202
00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:22,300
Oh, you call that a slap?

203
00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:26,600
Oh! What the hell did you do that for?

204
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Oh, I'm such a bitch.

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Oh. Bitch. Oh, my God.

206
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You're not bad.

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I'm a bitch.

208
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Well, I'm just like this.

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I'm a bitch.

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Oh, honey. It is so good to see you.

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Come in. Do you want some tea?

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No. Oh, my God, Mother.

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You look like shit.

214
00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:04,060
Babe, please. This is clearly a woman who's
run out of condition.

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Oh, be careful where you walk.

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00:11:05,820 --> 00:11:07,700
The whole place is booby-trapped.

217
00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:10,000
You never know when that cyclist's going to
come back.

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Come here.

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Okay. I

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hate this job.

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I just don't know.

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Mrs. Campbell.

223
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I'm Jack, Sarah's boyfriend.

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I've heard so much about you.

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Uh, not a big good.

226
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I've heard nothing about you, Jack.

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I assume you're a piece of shit.

228
00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:45,960
But how would I know when I haven't heard
from my daughter in what, six months?

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Six years, Mother.

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And whose fault is that?

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Whose fault is that?

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I don't know.

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Maybe it's yours.

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That's fair. We want to learn.

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From the horror you survived.

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00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:02,880
Look, scary movie three and four paid me a
lot of money for a girl.

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There is nothing to learn there.

238
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,620
But if you want to talk about the house,
buddy, shoot.

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It's happening again.

240
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Some asshole in a mask.

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We have to stop him.

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You're not ready, lovebug.

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I had been preparing for this for years.

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Sacrificed everything. You are a terrible
mother.

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Come on, honey.

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We have some good times.

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Like that Christmas I took you to meet Santa
at the mall.

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Your turn, Sarah.

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Move. Bye, Santa.

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Sorry if I don't sit in your lap.

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You creep me out.

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Mom? Santa doesn't see a step in the dark.

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Be sure to thank him.

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That's us.

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00:13:13,340 --> 00:13:14,820
What the f-

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00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:21,920
I am sorry if that's how you found out Santa
doesn't exist.

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Mother, I need your help.

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To heal our emotional wounds and put the
past behind us?

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00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,520
Oh, God, no.

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No, to kill ghost faith.

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00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:33,500
Do you have any guns?

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I am Cindy fucking Campbell.

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I've got millions of guns.

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But none of them are registered due to my
mental health issues.

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So if you could just keep it all below.

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Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be fine.

267
00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:54,840
I didn't hurt myself on any of these fights.

268
00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:04,540
Okay, so I spoke to Sarah over there.

269
00:14:04,780 --> 00:14:05,340
Oh, was she coming?

270
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:06,420
You know I did.

271
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,680
So it's possible.

272
00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:10,360
No, I meant to Woodsville.

273
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:14,080
Dumbass. Hey, Jimbo, go deep.

274
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:20,350
Sweet. Speaking of going deep.

275
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,280
I don't know if it's a good time.

276
00:14:22,580 --> 00:14:25,350
When everyone knows what happens a
teenager's to try to make love when there's

277
00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:26,180
a killer in the loose.

278
00:14:26,260 --> 00:14:27,520
Brad's right about one thing, guys.

279
00:14:27,780 --> 00:14:28,860
Ghost faith is back.

280
00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:30,120
We need to arm up.

281
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:31,780
Pepper spray, check.

282
00:14:33,580 --> 00:14:37,260
Taser, check. Butt plug, double check.

283
00:14:37,780 --> 00:14:40,900
God damn! You just carry that thing around?

284
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:42,240
It's easy to hide.

285
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:46,540
In your butt?

286
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:47,310
Oh, God.

287
00:14:48,340 --> 00:14:49,340
I'm impressed.

288
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:00,560
What's up, y'all?

289
00:15:01,220 --> 00:15:02,160
I'm bad.

290
00:15:03,780 --> 00:15:05,580
What is that?

291
00:15:05,820 --> 00:15:06,600
Hey, what's up, mom?

292
00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:10,460
I'm tired of you little Gen Z alpha niggas.

293
00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:12,860
Using terms like, onking, auntie.

294
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:14,970
Gaslighting, blazing and glamper.

295
00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:17,100
Trying to make my generation sound old.

296
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:18,620
I ain't your damn aunt, nigga.

297
00:15:18,820 --> 00:15:20,700
Shorty, you're our mother's brother.

298
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,660
So, yeah, technically you are our uncle.

299
00:15:23,260 --> 00:15:24,480
Oh, yeah? Yeah!

300
00:15:26,180 --> 00:15:28,100
Crazy that they let you teach here.

301
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:30,300
Teach? No, nigga.

302
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:34,860
I attend. You look at a proud 25th year
senior.

303
00:15:35,780 --> 00:15:37,100
When are you finally gonna graduate?

304
00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:40,000
By the time we do a sequel and I'm about to
follow you, little young niggas,

305
00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:41,060
to college to get my check.

306
00:15:41,380 --> 00:15:42,670
Wait, guys, Tuesday's awake.

307
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,960
All right, Tuesday, who the fuck is Tuesday?

308
00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:46,720
We gotta go to the hospital.

309
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:47,660
You gonna take the bus home?

310
00:15:47,860 --> 00:15:48,980
Nah, the PJ.

311
00:15:49,540 --> 00:15:51,800
Private jet? Yeah, jealous.

312
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:53,960
Man, you smoke weed all day.

313
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,880
Just play video games, live stream.

314
00:15:56,140 --> 00:15:57,720
You literally got money doing nothing.

315
00:15:57,940 --> 00:16:00,880
Exactly. I leave the hard work for the old
head.

316
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,660
Ah, yes, son!

317
00:16:03,660 --> 00:16:04,940
Good, I am shorty.

318
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:07,660
Check my crypto.

319
00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:09,450
Oh, shit, I'm up $3 million.

320
00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:10,010
$3 million!

321
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,440
Damn, now I'm down by me.

322
00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:15,620
This shit, what crazy, son.

323
00:16:17,380 --> 00:16:18,420
Damn, you and me.

324
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:23,400
Yes? I'm

325
00:16:41,140 --> 00:16:42,540
gonna lay you down.

326
00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:46,240
It's been a while, my.

327
00:16:47,620 --> 00:16:49,780
I'm gonna lay you down.

328
00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:53,660
Ray! Sister Brinda, it's okay.

329
00:16:54,220 --> 00:16:56,300
You heard the call of sin, yes you did.

330
00:16:56,540 --> 00:17:00,100
But the Lord has called on us to show men
such like you the way.

331
00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:01,480
Come on, son.

332
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:02,960
Come with us.

333
00:17:03,820 --> 00:17:04,700
Come on us.

334
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:06,300
God, see you're coming.

335
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:07,860
So don't cheat that girl.

336
00:17:08,140 --> 00:17:09,360
We need you to come.

337
00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:11,860
Like you never came before.

338
00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:14,180
Come for the Father, come for the Son.

339
00:17:14,460 --> 00:17:16,540
I'm gonna hold your hand and we're gonna
come together.

340
00:17:20,180 --> 00:17:21,180
Hey, man.

341
00:17:22,380 --> 00:17:23,060
There you go.

342
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:26,860
In the name of God, let it go, Ray.

343
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:28,160
Let it go!

344
00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:29,920
There you go.

345
00:17:30,820 --> 00:17:31,370
My bad.

346
00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:33,280
Last time.

347
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:39,700
Let's welcome a new member to a
congregation.

348
00:17:40,900 --> 00:17:42,340
They'll be my few.

349
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:50,380
I'm not gay no more.

350
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,360
Yes, sir. I'm not gay no more.

351
00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,320
I'm not gay no more.

352
00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:00,600
I'm gay no more.

353
00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,280
I'm gay no more.

354
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:05,050
I'll go on the day of the year.

355
00:18:05,060 --> 00:18:09,420
Even if he sets his head with a big old
chest as his and perky areolas.

356
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:10,860
Oh, yeah, he's still got a secret.

357
00:18:11,060 --> 00:18:15,860
I'll no longer carry a purse, put on a
makeup, walk around in high heels,

358
00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:20,100
red bottles, walk with the kids with a
buckle on the side.

359
00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:21,280
This is my shoes.

360
00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:26,420
I'll no longer go on branders and sweat
right at black men.

361
00:18:27,260 --> 00:18:29,260
White men. Asian men.

362
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:30,460
You wanna grab it?

363
00:18:30,580 --> 00:18:32,560
I'll no longer take prints to the
Philippines.

364
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,460
Looking for lady boys.

365
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:37,480
To Phuket. Back to Phuket.

366
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,180
Then to Vietnam, because he's trying to get
them any cheaper.

367
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:42,260
I thought that was for an analysis, right?

368
00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:44,300
Oh, this nigga got a lot of miles.

369
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:48,670
I'll no longer stand butt naked in the
mirror with my penis tucked between my

370
00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:51,920
legs. Dancing like a dude from Salad to the
Lamb.

371
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:54,040
It puts the lotion in the basket, precious.

372
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:55,680
I'm a changed man.

373
00:18:55,820 --> 00:18:56,680
I've been delivered.

374
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,930
I will. I said I will.

375
00:18:59,940 --> 00:19:02,120
I will. No.

376
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,860
Woman. Woman. Woman.

377
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:09,060
Woman. Woman. Woman.

378
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:16,920
No, no,

379
00:19:17,540 --> 00:19:18,740
no. No, no.

380
00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:22,540
I believe believe.

381
00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:27,010
Woo. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

382
00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:31,260
Whoa, nigga. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

383
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,020
I'll give the money.

384
00:19:34,180 --> 00:19:34,940
Fuck, I'm delivered.

385
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:48,960
Fuck, I'm delivered.

386
00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:58,640
I'm a changed man.

387
00:19:58,960 --> 00:19:59,880
I'll never come to China.

388
00:20:00,140 --> 00:20:01,780
So we have to go up, up, up.

389
00:20:01,980 --> 00:20:05,760
Jesus. Oh my God.

390
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,700
Oh, thanks. Look, I'm tormented.

391
00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:12,100
Oh my God, it's a morning.

392
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:16,300
Shh zaten. Oh.

393
00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:20,120
I'm trying to give it up for an hour.

394
00:20:20,740 --> 00:20:22,200
How are you feeling, babe?

395
00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:24,660
I'm feeling you for the pain.

396
00:20:24,780 --> 00:20:26,510
Is that more pain?

397
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,520
There's some pictures.

398
00:20:29,820 --> 00:20:32,700
Yeah. Oh, yeah.

399
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:35,900
Oh, this is that good, good.

400
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:37,900
This is that pretty spear.

401
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,660
It makes me want to get half naked.

402
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,300
Dance around in a juggle tonight.

403
00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:43,430
So, who's that Dr.

404
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:44,420
Dahlren lookalike?

405
00:20:45,460 --> 00:20:47,360
This is my boyfriend, Jack.

406
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:48,900
Really nice to meet you.

407
00:20:49,620 --> 00:20:51,340
Looks like Ted Bundy to me.

408
00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:53,560
But that ain't none of my business.

409
00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:58,180
This will stab the bitch here and he's a
rest.

410
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:00,160
So, y'all get the fuck out.

411
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:00,920
Yes, ma'am.

412
00:21:03,020 --> 00:21:04,160
I'm not you, Sarah.

413
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,820
Why? What did I do?

414
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:08,280
I'm so scared.

415
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,380
Oh, Tews, you should be.

416
00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:15,440
You've been stabbed nine times.

417
00:21:16,020 --> 00:21:17,600
And the killer knows where you live.

418
00:21:17,980 --> 00:21:21,630
I would invite you to come stay at my place,
but I don't really want that

419
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:22,980
kind of duty in my house.

420
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:26,520
For all we know, you're standing right
outside that door.

421
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:33,500
It's comforting, Sarah.

422
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:35,720
I thought I was gonna die.

423
00:21:36,020 --> 00:21:37,120
I know, me too.

424
00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:39,280
I planned a funeral.

425
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:41,160
What the hell?

426
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:42,940
And I wrote your obituary.

427
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:44,740
More like Trattie T wrote it.

428
00:21:44,780 --> 00:21:45,820
But you're still here.

429
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,560
And I will never let anyone hurt you.

430
00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:51,220
Oh, dumb.

431
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:55,250
Come on, come on.

432
00:21:55,260 --> 00:21:55,920
Get off me.

433
00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:00,740
Come on. This white girl came down, Master.

434
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:02,050
I'm a D.I.

435
00:22:02,060 --> 00:22:04,660
High. Oh, my God, I'm going to get fired,
technical.

436
00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:06,680
No, no, get, get.

437
00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:09,040
Clear. No, again.

438
00:22:09,460 --> 00:22:11,200
Come on, white bitch, I need this job.

439
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,000
Clear. It's not working.

440
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:14,800
Oh, my lord.

441
00:22:16,060 --> 00:22:17,940
Fire! Fire!

442
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:25,080
Oh, boy. Looks like there ain't nothing left
with Fort's

443
00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:26,680
friends and Fort's minds.

444
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,240
Dear lord. There's Wretched.

445
00:22:29,660 --> 00:22:30,540
Check out the wire.

446
00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:32,920
The wire was the shit, baby.

447
00:22:32,980 --> 00:22:35,420
That's my show, Frog, the Nat Idris album.

448
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,560
Make this Gucci what I pop, pop, pop.

449
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:38,580
Dear lord.

450
00:22:39,660 --> 00:22:41,580
Please accept this white bitch.

451
00:22:42,300 --> 00:22:45,740
Oh. The door works in mysterious ways.

452
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:47,720
I'm going on break.

453
00:22:48,460 --> 00:22:52,200
Oh, choose. I will never let anyone hurt
you.

454
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:57,520
Again. Oh,

455
00:22:58,700 --> 00:22:59,580
my bad. Again.

456
00:23:11,260 --> 00:23:14,300
Hello? Hello, Sera.

457
00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:16,320
Who is this?

458
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,880
Someone who knows your little secret.

459
00:23:20,860 --> 00:23:23,280
No, no, no, I swear that wasn't a Nazi
salute.

460
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:26,870
Okay, I won prom queen and I was throwing my
heart to the crowd.

461
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:31,680
No, I'm talking about your damn secret.

462
00:23:32,900 --> 00:23:36,020
Oh, you're the fuck who hurt my sister.

463
00:23:36,740 --> 00:23:39,100
Well, I have to get you to come back here.

464
00:23:39,340 --> 00:23:43,520
Listen, if you would have fucked with me,
asshole, then come and get me.

465
00:23:43,580 --> 00:23:45,740
With pleasure. Ah!

466
00:23:46,660 --> 00:23:50,420
Ah! Help!

467
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:55,700
Somebody help! Please, somebody help!

468
00:23:56,920 --> 00:24:00,540
Bitch! This is the break room.

469
00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:02,460
We on break.

470
00:24:04,980 --> 00:24:07,680
Please. Take that!

471
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:17,720
Please, save me!

472
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,540
I've been saving people all day.

473
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:21,970
So you handle yours.

474
00:24:21,980 --> 00:24:26,780
I'll be right over here, eating my falafel
and the pork rind.

475
00:24:27,780 --> 00:24:28,940
I look like my mama.

476
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,720
I now break over.

477
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:41,760
You're welcome.

478
00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:47,680
It really looks like you got hit with
something hard.

479
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,340
Like metal. He told you, I fell.

480
00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:52,480
Now where exactly are we going?

481
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,020
To talk to an expert.

482
00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:09,020
I'm going! I'm so sorry to bother you.

483
00:25:09,060 --> 00:25:10,960
We just want to ask you a few questions.

484
00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:14,040
Give me one day's why to talk to you.

485
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,210
And why? How why?

486
00:25:16,220 --> 00:25:18,500
I'm talking canvas Owen's wife.

487
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:20,860
Oh! Take it!

488
00:25:21,300 --> 00:25:24,120
You said expert, I assumed you were not
willing to deal with the grass-ticing.

489
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,280
I'm Sarah Campbell.

490
00:25:26,780 --> 00:25:27,930
I was attacked last night.

491
00:25:27,940 --> 00:25:28,720
I think you should leave.

492
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:30,160
I don't want to get stabbed.

493
00:25:30,340 --> 00:25:31,680
And I don't want to come in, okay?

494
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,460
Please come on, just two minutes.

495
00:25:33,540 --> 00:25:34,280
That's all I'm asking.

496
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,900
No, no. I'll give you eight minutes.

497
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:39,140
And another thing.

498
00:25:40,620 --> 00:25:42,120
Oh, I can test you to go.

499
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:43,460
Oh my gosh!

500
00:25:46,620 --> 00:25:47,680
You guys are good.

501
00:25:48,140 --> 00:25:50,000
When did the work week become the woke week?

502
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:51,440
We've got Black Friday.

503
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:52,840
What's next? Malato Monday?

504
00:25:53,420 --> 00:25:54,520
I mean, Yellow Thursday?

505
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:56,980
Come on.

506
00:25:59,180 --> 00:26:01,120
Let me get this out of your way.

507
00:26:01,700 --> 00:26:05,340
Oh! Go test this out.

508
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:07,960
Yep, you're good.

509
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:11,580
You're Cindy's daughter, right?

510
00:26:11,780 --> 00:26:13,870
Yeah. I don't know him.

511
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:15,040
Oh, this is Jack.

512
00:26:15,660 --> 00:26:16,360
My love interest.

513
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,140
No, no, no, no.

514
00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:23,300
Rule number one of surviving a horror movie
is never trust love interests.

515
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:24,510
Look there.

516
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:30,400
He's got that weird, lazy eye poking one
way, and he's drooling like

517
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:35,280
a psychopath. He's got that stump leg, makes
the wall walk weird

518
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,700
and creepy. I don't have a stump.

519
00:26:37,980 --> 00:26:39,000
Well, I guess he does.

520
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:41,680
Oh, what's that mean?

521
00:26:42,900 --> 00:26:44,280
Just so I can see you.

522
00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:48,760
I'm tired. Listen, Doofy, we could really
use your help.

523
00:26:49,380 --> 00:26:51,880
Yeah. I can't go back to that life.

524
00:26:52,060 --> 00:26:54,380
Plus, we're in the middle of a global
pandemic.

525
00:26:54,620 --> 00:26:58,300
Okay, I hate to break it to you, but COVID
has been over for like years.

526
00:26:59,300 --> 00:27:01,400
Really? Yeah.

527
00:27:04,460 --> 00:27:08,400
Damn it! What am I going to do with all
this, can we?

528
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,300
Yeah, I don't want Joe to see it tonight.

529
00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:14,740
Hey, Joe, come back.

530
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:29,490
This is a little bit of a relief.

531
00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:30,050
I'm sorry.

532
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,340
Thank you, Doofy.

533
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:37,120
You're welcome.

534
00:27:39,060 --> 00:27:41,870
Okay, just because he's showered doesn't
mean that...

535
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:42,780
Yeah, I didn't shower.

536
00:27:42,900 --> 00:27:44,800
I just take water from my mouth.

537
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:46,080
You want some?

538
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:47,180
No, that's okay.

539
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:48,600
Come on, Doofy.

540
00:27:48,820 --> 00:27:49,960
Yeah, do it.

541
00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:53,600
Sarah, did your piano ask mom coming, or can
we start talking about this plot?

542
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:58,080
Uh... Hi.

543
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:02,100
You came. Not in like 15 years, honey.

544
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:06,300
But I did buy this new rose of fingers
crossed.

545
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:15,280
Oh. Oh, my old friend.

546
00:28:15,780 --> 00:28:17,620
You taught me how to dance?

547
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,860
How to make a high-end work pie?

548
00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:23,360
Nigger, I'm writing back here.

549
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,720
Sweet! What's up, Sandy?

550
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:26,920
How are you doing?

551
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:27,920
My nigger.

552
00:28:29,220 --> 00:28:30,400
Shit, son!

553
00:28:31,620 --> 00:28:33,820
I can't believe you thought I was dead.

554
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:38,880
Well, between cancer from the weed smoke,
your love of the McRib and racist cops?

555
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,040
I didn't think you had a chance.

556
00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:42,320
Yeah, that's what you're becoming.

557
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:46,400
Hi, Sandy. Stop smiling at me!

558
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,400
Shit, well, stop!

559
00:28:50,900 --> 00:28:52,650
Well, stop! Well, stop!

560
00:28:52,660 --> 00:28:55,400
Hey, he's intellectually disabled.

561
00:28:55,620 --> 00:28:57,500
That's just how he looks, you drunk honky.

562
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:58,220
Hey, hey, hey.

563
00:28:58,580 --> 00:29:00,040
Who called that white bitch a honky?

564
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:01,340
Who has some respect?

565
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,120
I keep seeing people smiling everywhere.

566
00:29:04,620 --> 00:29:08,080
I'm not very likable, so it must be some
kind of curse.

567
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:11,080
Hey, everybody! Look what I got.

568
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:16,280
Long-branded jealousy shop made with great
alcohol and GHB, so ain't nobody sipping

569
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,620
that name consent to like last time.

570
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:19,870
I apologize. Say it once.

571
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:21,380
I love Ruby and myself.

572
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:23,780
No, you should say me.

573
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:26,960
Hi, Brenda. Please do not call me by my
government name.

574
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:27,780
Call me ma.

575
00:29:29,620 --> 00:29:33,760
Sandy! You dropped the tray.

576
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,080
Oh my God, Sandy!

577
00:29:35,300 --> 00:29:36,780
I haven't seen you in forever!

578
00:29:37,540 --> 00:29:39,300
I got it looking at you, you look the same!

579
00:29:40,100 --> 00:29:43,580
My name's the crow's feet, and your hair is
so dry.

580
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:45,220
Oh, and your titty straps.

581
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:49,240
So far. Under the net, you look the exact
same!

582
00:29:49,660 --> 00:29:50,400
What are you, Monetu?

583
00:29:51,380 --> 00:29:55,350
Oh, you know, neglecting my children so I
can pay out of kill, ghost, fish, or

584
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:56,180
the other term.

585
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:57,760
What about you?

586
00:29:58,220 --> 00:30:01,450
Well, I've been mostly just getting half
-school kids drunk and a desperate attempt

587
00:30:01,460 --> 00:30:03,200
to stay young and keep my kids at home.

588
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:04,900
I always knew you'd be a great mom.

589
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:07,400
Oh, Sandy. Should we hug?

590
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:11,460
Oh, I really want to, but I'm a Republican
now, so I'm supposed to be racist.

591
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:12,960
Oh, girl, I think all right.

592
00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:13,920
You're all racist anyway.

593
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:15,100
Come here. Okay.

594
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:18,520
You want a shot?

595
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:23,720
Okay, here. You know, Ma, this place could
be so cool if you had like a

596
00:30:23,900 --> 00:30:26,840
beer pong table over there, maybe like a
snack wall.

597
00:30:27,020 --> 00:30:27,820
What you know about cool?

598
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:32,460
When I was your age, I was popping bottles
with puffy, puffy daddy, pee-ditty, ditty,

599
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:33,480
all the shots.

600
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:35,680
That ain't as well.

601
00:30:35,820 --> 00:30:37,740
Your mama was the freak in the freak-alls.

602
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:39,500
Ah, shit, son.

603
00:30:39,660 --> 00:30:40,660
You want to see something cool?

604
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:42,280
I'm gonna show you something cool.

605
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,200
Oh, man. God, that's cool.

606
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:52,340
What are you doing?

607
00:30:52,660 --> 00:30:54,560
What? No, not like that.

608
00:30:55,180 --> 00:30:57,120
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

609
00:30:57,500 --> 00:30:59,840
I don't know why you're acting so scared.

610
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:01,020
The gun ain't even loaded.

611
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:02,980
Oh, shit, son.

612
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:04,360
Oh, shit, son.

613
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,840
Uh-oh. I did it again.

614
00:31:09,460 --> 00:31:10,750
Oh, wait, wait, wait.

615
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:11,880
That last one in the chamber.

616
00:31:12,060 --> 00:31:12,660
I'll be more precise.

617
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:13,920
Yeah, you got it.

618
00:31:14,220 --> 00:31:14,490
Yeah, that's right.

619
00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:15,100
That was fun.

620
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,600
Oh, what? What are you doing after this?

621
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,380
I'm not going to be cobbled with you.

622
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:20,840
I love cobbled.

623
00:31:21,100 --> 00:31:21,940
You know what?

624
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:25,320
I used to put cocaine in my hoohah in the
family all the time.

625
00:31:26,540 --> 00:31:31,340
Yeah. All

626
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,620
right. Let's get back to the plot.

627
00:31:38,140 --> 00:31:39,860
I'm looking at you, Ted Bundy-eye.

628
00:31:40,020 --> 00:31:41,240
Looking like a school shooter.

629
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:42,340
I think you the killer.

630
00:31:42,660 --> 00:31:43,720
Oh, me? Okay.

631
00:31:43,740 --> 00:31:45,400
What about Deputy Dupuy over there?

632
00:31:45,700 --> 00:31:46,620
I don't have a motive.

633
00:31:46,900 --> 00:31:47,760
You know, what's my motive?

634
00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:50,000
You were the killer in the first movie.

635
00:31:50,460 --> 00:31:51,620
Shouldn't you be locked up?

636
00:31:51,740 --> 00:31:56,260
No, I got Hardin, mostly because of the big
story of the capital, you know.

637
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:57,500
Oh. I got proof.

638
00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:59,530
It's me. Oh.

639
00:31:59,540 --> 00:32:01,300
It's Rain. That's a cool hit.

640
00:32:01,580 --> 00:32:03,420
What about Jess?

641
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:05,120
What about me?

642
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:09,100
If anybody here has issues that could lead
to murder, we've seen real.

643
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:11,420
Okay. I'm not saying that the big shaming is
not cool, okay?

644
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:12,880
Then he's just a dude.

645
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,320
Yeah. The finest duffer body strength in the
dick part.

646
00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:18,480
Hey, you don't know what I got down here,
okay?

647
00:32:18,780 --> 00:32:20,300
I do. Hey, hey.

648
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:25,440
Listen, what we know so far is everyone
who's been attacked is related to the

649
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,880
original characters. He wants to kill the
kid.

650
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:31,080
Ha! He's making a reboot of Walt.

651
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:32,620
A what now?

652
00:32:32,660 --> 00:32:34,410
Yep. It's like a reboot and a sequel.

653
00:32:34,420 --> 00:32:38,650
Mix of legacy characters with new characters
and an attempt to feed into

654
00:32:38,660 --> 00:32:41,460
bullshit nostalgia and bring more fans to
the theaters.

655
00:32:41,620 --> 00:32:43,480
Just like last shows, I know what you did
last summer.

656
00:32:45,580 --> 00:32:46,420
That's a movie?

657
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:47,920
What did I do last summer?

658
00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:50,320
I think you're talking about the summer
intern pretty.

659
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:52,520
Rain, when did you get here?

660
00:32:52,780 --> 00:32:53,440
A lot better now.

661
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:54,460
I was just hanging out by the minimum.

662
00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:57,740
Oh. My? Okay.

663
00:32:57,940 --> 00:33:01,950
So that means that our killer is writing his
own version of horror movie.

664
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:06,720
Okay, so according to the rebooty called
Wools, who's the killer?

665
00:33:07,700 --> 00:33:09,920
I think it's pretty obvious.

666
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,260
Who? You bitch.

667
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:18,220
Me? Guys, I am not the killer.

668
00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:21,340
Ghostface attacked Toos to lure me back
here.

669
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,520
I think he attacked Toos to get you back
here.

670
00:33:24,900 --> 00:33:26,880
So he can get me back here.

671
00:33:27,300 --> 00:33:29,240
He wants to kill the OGs.

672
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:30,270
That was a flex.

673
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:31,880
Yeah, that sounds great.

674
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:35,680
Fuck this! And fuck you, mother!

675
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:37,840
To your mother?

676
00:33:37,980 --> 00:33:40,660
Hey, don't be so disrespectful!

677
00:33:41,700 --> 00:33:43,080
And call me mom!

678
00:33:43,420 --> 00:33:46,020
Or mommy! Or whatever is more comfortable!

679
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:08,320
Talk to me.

680
00:34:08,580 --> 00:34:11,560
Hello, Sheriff. Agent Underwood?

681
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:13,440
I'll give you one hint.

682
00:34:14,060 --> 00:34:15,860
What's your favorite scary movie?

683
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,200
Well, I'm gonna go with Sultburn.

684
00:34:18,620 --> 00:34:21,160
I mean, the member on that English guy was
terrifying.

685
00:34:21,620 --> 00:34:26,040
And Kenji Yong's junk in the hangover was a
much better depiction of the male anatomy.

686
00:34:26,780 --> 00:34:28,200
And what do you want, fuckface?

687
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,250
Well, I'm just calling to tell you that my
name is Kenji Young.

688
00:34:30,260 --> 00:34:33,580
By the time you get home, I'll have gutted
your baby girl.

689
00:34:34,660 --> 00:34:37,120
Hey, asshole, she's a boy!

690
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,120
Looking for this?

691
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:07,640
Let me help you.

692
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,720
I got your baby dick.

693
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:12,700
Winky, winky, winky, winky.

694
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,040
Alright, here we go.

695
00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:26,000
What do you want, fuckface?

696
00:35:26,660 --> 00:35:29,560
Like father, like son.

697
00:35:30,140 --> 00:35:32,700
I understand you're home alone.

698
00:35:33,100 --> 00:35:37,900
Well, dad's out, but the pool guy, the
gardener, and the plumber are all

699
00:35:38,140 --> 00:35:40,880
here, asshole. Look out your window.

700
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,840
No, but they're the backbone of the American
workforce.

701
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:51,640
And I'm too white to do those jobs.

702
00:35:51,980 --> 00:35:53,170
Let's cut to the chase.

703
00:35:53,180 --> 00:35:55,560
I'll ask you one question.

704
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:58,460
If you answer correctly, you live.

705
00:35:59,220 --> 00:36:02,580
Who was the killer in horror movie?

706
00:36:03,100 --> 00:36:04,260
Oh, I see.

707
00:36:04,260 --> 00:36:08,350
See, it was Bobby and then K-Ray, the guy
who was totally into dudes, even

708
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:09,260
though he claimed he wasn't.

709
00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:11,040
Classic 2000s homophobia.

710
00:36:11,580 --> 00:36:12,580
But I got you, bitch.

711
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,760
Wrong. You forgot Special Officer Doofy.

712
00:36:15,980 --> 00:36:17,380
Now you die.

713
00:36:25,660 --> 00:36:27,200
Oh, fuck God!

714
00:36:28,700 --> 00:36:31,360
You should probably answer that.

715
00:36:31,540 --> 00:36:34,360
I can literally see you trying to steal my
package.

716
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:39,120
Oh, shit. That was easy.

717
00:36:41,980 --> 00:36:44,300
Uh, someone wears snakes.

718
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:45,150
Let's go, puff.

719
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:48,980
Wait a sec.

720
00:36:49,300 --> 00:36:51,320
Careful. You'll lose my credit killer.

721
00:36:52,620 --> 00:36:56,200
You are about to identify as dead.

722
00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:03,420
Ew. Still like a girl.

723
00:37:10,540 --> 00:37:13,160
Hello, girls. I'm Bill Faische.

724
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,850
I'm from the most-faced, talent
-collectioned bundles.

725
00:37:15,860 --> 00:37:18,200
This is Kiki West for Only Fans of Rapid
News.

726
00:37:18,300 --> 00:37:19,910
Rapid News. You mean, FAPID News.

727
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:21,660
You don't even have a camera, man.

728
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:22,760
My equipment!

729
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:25,380
Excuse me.

730
00:37:27,340 --> 00:37:29,210
Oh, my. You're...

731
00:37:29,220 --> 00:37:33,710
Yes, yes. Three-time Emmy nominee for
Outstanding Achievement in Sensational

732
00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:38,500
Reporting. I was gonna say the lady from
Friends, but shorter than the class Botox.

733
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:40,640
That was your goodness, then?

734
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,920
You seriously don't know who I am?

735
00:37:43,180 --> 00:37:44,530
Baby girl, I am Bill...

736
00:37:44,540 --> 00:37:45,160
Gail Smollers.

737
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:49,080
Gail Storm. Gail H- Get the hell out of my
way!

738
00:37:54,180 --> 00:37:56,680
Doofus? Hey, Gail.

739
00:37:58,500 --> 00:37:59,880
You haven't aged a day.

740
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:01,780
You've been fucking really in there.

741
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:02,440
That's his name.

742
00:38:02,620 --> 00:38:04,120
Yeah, your fingers spelt like genitals.

743
00:38:04,260 --> 00:38:06,400
What are you doing in that ridiculous
uniform?

744
00:38:07,220 --> 00:38:08,460
I'm back on the case.

745
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:10,280
Yeah, I'm gonna bust your face.

746
00:38:10,740 --> 00:38:12,480
Well, um, tell me.

747
00:38:12,720 --> 00:38:14,380
Special needs officer Doofy.

748
00:38:15,740 --> 00:38:18,180
Um... Are there any suspects in this?

749
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:20,680
Tragic yet completely predictable in this?

750
00:38:20,820 --> 00:38:22,200
I'm not allowed to say.

751
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:23,780
No, no, no.

752
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:25,040
Yes, you can.

753
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:27,460
Yeah, um... I don't know.

754
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:29,300
I don't know what that is.

755
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:34,040
Little. Hey, remember when you used to get
low jobs?

756
00:38:34,300 --> 00:38:35,600
I presented you with information.

757
00:38:36,220 --> 00:38:38,540
I don't give low jobs anymore, okay?

758
00:38:38,620 --> 00:38:39,600
Not since me, too.

759
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:43,830
Okay, sorry. I give hand jobs now, but the
story better be good.

760
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:45,160
Okay, I'll do a hand job.

761
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:45,750
Let's do it.

762
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:46,430
Let's do it.

763
00:38:51,740 --> 00:38:52,290
Good job.

764
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:09,900
I'm gonna get you.

765
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:10,640
I'll go right there.

766
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:11,130
You gotta get you.

767
00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:13,320
You got my outfit, you little critter.

768
00:39:16,780 --> 00:39:18,680
Maybe we should be legal.

769
00:39:21,660 --> 00:39:23,180
Fuck you, shit.

770
00:39:34,300 --> 00:39:39,100
Hello, Shorty. You do know that smoking is
bad for you.

771
00:39:39,940 --> 00:39:41,660
Actually, we didn't ban for you.

772
00:39:41,940 --> 00:39:46,320
You got vitamin T, C and H, C, B and D.

773
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:48,340
What's the matter, Shorty?

774
00:39:48,940 --> 00:39:50,860
You look a little antsy.

775
00:39:51,660 --> 00:39:56,460
Maybe because there's a masked serial killer
sipping tea in my den.

776
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:58,360
Sure. You're my nigga.

777
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:00,520
I mean, friend, please.

778
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:06,200
Alright. Do you

779
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:07,270
want to quit smoking?

780
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:12,080
Well, to be honest, I tried to quit, but my
mother said I

781
00:40:12,180 --> 00:40:13,620
ain't raising no quitters.

782
00:40:14,340 --> 00:40:15,520
So I quit quitting.

783
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:17,100
We could try a noses.

784
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:21,960
Bro, I don't care how many poppywatches you
try waving in front of my face.

785
00:40:22,260 --> 00:40:23,340
It ain't gonna work, sir.

786
00:40:23,860 --> 00:40:25,380
You can't magnetize me.

787
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:27,260
Sleep back,

788
00:40:29,220 --> 00:40:33,880
Shorty. What's up?

789
00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:37,020
Tell me about your mother.

790
00:40:38,340 --> 00:40:42,660
Damn, nigga. Let's start with something
light, like, do you lick ass?

791
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:43,380
Yes or no?

792
00:40:43,860 --> 00:40:44,700
The answer's yes.

793
00:40:45,660 --> 00:40:48,340
So what happened to her, Shorty?

794
00:40:50,860 --> 00:40:52,000
She's coming home.

795
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:55,440
Her car was parked through the side of the
road.

796
00:40:56,380 --> 00:40:57,420
Someone was at it.

797
00:40:58,260 --> 00:41:00,220
Is something bad was happening?

798
00:41:04,020 --> 00:41:06,000
Why did you call anyone?

799
00:41:06,540 --> 00:41:08,760
I couldn't. I had warrants.

800
00:41:16,660 --> 00:41:20,020
You're 11. I started young, nigga.

801
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:24,100
Oh, what do you see?

802
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:31,920
I see a man exmosion of water.

803
00:41:33,860 --> 00:41:35,880
It was like a civil rights hoax.

804
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:41,680
Please tell him it was a murder suicide.

805
00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:47,890
She killed that man when they opened the car
door and his little buddy just slid

806
00:41:47,900 --> 00:41:52,700
out. Like the green

807
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,120
-digger in shape of water.

808
00:41:55,100 --> 00:41:56,570
I just didn't want it to be real.

809
00:41:56,580 --> 00:41:58,640
What don't you want to be real?

810
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:01,640
And my mother was a squirter.

811
00:42:02,340 --> 00:42:04,340
Okay. You're a squirter.

812
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,660
All the floors in her paper was warmed.

813
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:08,020
I can't move.

814
00:42:08,580 --> 00:42:13,380
You're paralyzed. Now sink into the

815
00:42:13,460 --> 00:42:14,820
chair. No, wait.

816
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:19,760
Sink. It's

817
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:26,760
us! I've

818
00:42:32,620 --> 00:42:34,340
been a caveman!

819
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:40,320
No, you're a caveman.

820
00:42:47,580 --> 00:42:49,280
I've been a caveman.

821
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:54,300
I've been a caveman.

822
00:42:56,420 --> 00:42:56,550
I've been a caveman.

823
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:58,040
I've been a caveman.

824
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:02,020
I can't feel my old pain.

825
00:43:02,460 --> 00:43:06,420
No problem, child, let's get him.

826
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:09,840
Now I'm about to get laid.

827
00:43:10,060 --> 00:43:12,760
Now I'm dying.

828
00:43:13,340 --> 00:43:18,140
Time for dinin' Cuz I've got the much
-easin' No

829
00:43:19,260 --> 00:43:22,570
need of reason to play these demons.

830
00:43:22,580 --> 00:43:27,380
Now we are in our peace We don't wanna let

831
00:43:27,540 --> 00:43:32,340
it up up No we're smoking We are meant to be
smoking But

832
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:37,160
we're gonna be smoking Oh, up up up No we're

833
00:43:37,220 --> 00:43:42,020
gonna be smoking We're gonna be smoking But
we're gonna be smoking I

834
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:47,920
don't know what I don't know what There's no
way Oh, that

835
00:43:49,700 --> 00:43:52,480
dream was wild That must have been Elon
Musk!

836
00:43:53,260 --> 00:43:58,060
Bye! Oh, Chuchas Sheba?

837
00:44:07,140 --> 00:44:09,720
Tuesday? Tuesday?

838
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:17,840
Bobby? Bobby? What

839
00:44:18,540 --> 00:44:22,340
the? She's gonna die.

840
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:23,720
Our daughter, Sarah?

841
00:44:24,300 --> 00:44:25,360
You're probably right.

842
00:44:25,500 --> 00:44:28,200
She's tough, but let's see her get stabbed
in the cut.

843
00:44:28,540 --> 00:44:29,740
I'm gonna die.

844
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:31,720
Bobby, you're already dead.

845
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:36,220
This hallucination is a manifestation of my
own guilt for being an awful mom.

846
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:38,600
Or it could be this room's I just popped.

847
00:44:40,260 --> 00:44:41,660
You're gonna die!

848
00:44:42,140 --> 00:44:44,600
Bitch! You ain't killing me!

849
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:51,960
You're gonna die.

850
00:44:53,740 --> 00:44:56,200
Stop smiling! You can't.

851
00:44:56,620 --> 00:44:58,160
But docks. Hey!

852
00:44:59,020 --> 00:45:01,080
This is the mental ward.

853
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:02,840
Everyone smiles in here.

854
00:45:03,140 --> 00:45:07,940
What? Oh, um, could you point me in the
direction that I

855
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:10,220
see you? Is it that way or that way?

856
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:12,000
Uh, visiting hours are over.

857
00:45:12,260 --> 00:45:13,160
Oh, yes, of course.

858
00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:19,530
The network wants me to clarify that Black
Friday has nothing to do with race.

859
00:45:19,540 --> 00:45:23,470
Well, just tell that to my Black friend,
Benita, who's probably clocking someone

860
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:25,240
over the Hethetarget house we speak.

861
00:45:25,660 --> 00:45:26,420
Right, Benita?

862
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:44,960
Chamaoo! Man, you ain't mine, cuz.

863
00:45:45,340 --> 00:45:46,680
Look who got that Jerry curl.

864
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:47,960
What is that, son?

865
00:45:48,180 --> 00:45:49,130
Is that your last one?

866
00:45:49,140 --> 00:45:50,960
See, people think it's your last one.

867
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,600
But it's actually shot before your head
looked like Bondu.

868
00:45:53,780 --> 00:45:55,620
It's dirty. Micah's got a monkey.

869
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:56,700
I got a llama.

870
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:00,980
Fuck, Micah. You can't dance, boy.

871
00:46:01,260 --> 00:46:01,940
I'll be practicing.

872
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:08,280
Yeah! Ow!

873
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:10,600
Like a moonwalk.

874
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:15,580
Hey, bitch, this is gonna be the dog right
here.

875
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:17,120
Dude, get to it!

876
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:24,360
Woo! I'm

877
00:46:30,460 --> 00:46:31,480
a boot like that, shit.

878
00:46:33,540 --> 00:46:37,020
Hello? Fuck this.

879
00:46:41,980 --> 00:46:43,320
I'm gonna miss you all.

880
00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:50,380
Oh, hell no!

881
00:46:50,620 --> 00:46:52,880
These legs, those legs, these legs, those
legs!

882
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:05,800
Oh, God! Stay out of here!

883
00:47:05,820 --> 00:47:07,560
Jack, did Sarah tell you to come?

884
00:47:09,020 --> 00:47:10,580
Yeah, that's why I'm here.

885
00:47:11,100 --> 00:47:14,200
Not to murder you or anything like that.

886
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:15,240
Then why are you wearing gloves?

887
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:20,400
Would you believe I am thinking about
dressing up as O.J.

888
00:47:20,540 --> 00:47:21,660
Simpson for Halloween?

889
00:47:22,060 --> 00:47:22,620
But those spit.

890
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:27,260
No! Yaku, bro, you almost hit a fade!

891
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:28,720
I mean, no!

892
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:47,040
I'm gonna get you like a pig!

893
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,080
That was stupid lies.

894
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:00,620
That is so true!

895
00:48:00,780 --> 00:48:01,520
Are you kidding me?

896
00:48:01,780 --> 00:48:03,040
Are we in a bacon?

897
00:48:07,300 --> 00:48:09,330
I'm gonna get better riders, bro.

898
00:48:09,340 --> 00:48:10,610
I love you so much!

899
00:48:10,620 --> 00:48:11,570
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry!

900
00:48:11,580 --> 00:48:14,880
Wait until I stick my knife down them!

901
00:48:21,140 --> 00:48:23,280
I'm crying over here!

902
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:25,110
I'm gonna kill you!

903
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:26,480
You're gonna kill me!

904
00:48:26,540 --> 00:48:27,470
You're gonna kill me!

905
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:28,510
I'm gonna kill you!

906
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:29,740
I love you first!

907
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:32,920
Oh, oh shit!

908
00:48:33,260 --> 00:48:34,500
You're really gonna kill me!

909
00:48:54,980 --> 00:48:58,020
No! No one was there after me.

910
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:02,660
I'm gonna turn you into a bacon, I'll eat
you!

911
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:07,280
No! No!

912
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:10,060
No! No!

913
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:16,670
No! Excuse me, I'm already...

914
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:18,840
Step aside, please, please, please, please!

915
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:21,740
Two feet! Can I do it?

916
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:26,060
Who? Smiling you son of a bitch!

917
00:49:27,340 --> 00:49:31,520
What the? My psycho mother said, Always keep
us trapped!

918
00:49:33,500 --> 00:49:35,680
Go! Go! I'm gonna go keep your mom in here.

919
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:36,920
I'll keep your mom in here.

920
00:49:37,020 --> 00:49:38,010
Ow! Ow! Ow!

921
00:49:38,020 --> 00:49:40,180
I have to pay the agony!

922
00:49:40,780 --> 00:49:42,940
Sarah, if I don't make it!

923
00:49:43,100 --> 00:49:45,500
Seriously, too, stop trying to win an Oscar.

924
00:49:45,660 --> 00:49:47,460
It's a horror movie, it'll never happen.

925
00:49:48,180 --> 00:49:49,180
Asked me more.

926
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:51,920
No! No! No!

927
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:53,920
No! No! No!

928
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:55,360
What the fuck?

929
00:49:59,500 --> 00:50:00,640
I'm gonna get up myself.

930
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:05,230
Me and you now, ghostie.

931
00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:09,480
Hmm. You gotta see the net.

932
00:50:10,460 --> 00:50:11,320
See the net.

933
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:20,840
Done. Now,

934
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:27,460
my finger.

935
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:32,500
Oh, God! What the fuck was that?

936
00:50:33,940 --> 00:50:36,880
My ass. Fuck your ass.

937
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:40,280
Oh, God! Oh, God!

938
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:41,580
That's my ass.

939
00:50:41,820 --> 00:50:43,620
All right. Any life to break?

940
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:46,180
I go poopy.

941
00:50:50,230 --> 00:50:52,420
Oh, hell no!

942
00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:53,860
I ain't cleaning up that shit!

943
00:50:54,500 --> 00:50:55,300
I'm on break.

944
00:50:55,580 --> 00:50:58,000
Come on. I'm gonna kill it, not the queen.

945
00:50:58,680 --> 00:50:59,520
Watch yourself!

946
00:51:01,420 --> 00:51:02,920
Yo, what's up, chap?

947
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:04,150
It's your boy Shorty.

948
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:05,980
That's right, it's another Halloween of dog.

949
00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:11,040
And it's another day of me getting paid mad
money for doing absolutely nothing.

950
00:51:11,860 --> 00:51:13,740
Why, you stupid motherfucker, watch out!

951
00:51:14,340 --> 00:51:15,660
Ain't it gonna be dope?

952
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:18,360
I want to give a smooth shout out to my
sponsor.

953
00:51:19,740 --> 00:51:21,940
Angry Orchard, Hard Siren.

954
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,500
They got mad apples, huh?

955
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:30,200
No! I'm a queen, it's Halloween!

956
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:31,880
I'm a marketing genius!

957
00:51:32,260 --> 00:51:35,280
I won't be a Halloween of dog without a dope
guest.

958
00:51:35,340 --> 00:51:36,800
He's a legend in the streaming game.

959
00:51:36,860 --> 00:51:38,940
Give it up for Kyle Smith!

960
00:51:48,820 --> 00:51:49,840
Let's get serious.

961
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:51,120
What brings you to the check?

962
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:53,590
Your brother's on me to poopy.

963
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:55,680
I've been calling you, you ghosted me.

964
00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:59,940
Bro, I thought that was one of my crazy ass
baby mamas.

965
00:52:00,140 --> 00:52:01,240
That's my bad.

966
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:02,340
Speaking of ghosting,

967
00:52:03,780 --> 00:52:05,060
somebody was talking to you.

968
00:52:06,100 --> 00:52:08,960
Hello? What's your favorite scary movie?

969
00:52:09,500 --> 00:52:14,220
No! No! No!

970
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:16,800
No! No! No!

971
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:24,120
We're back in the end of this time!

972
00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:25,360
What's up, my guy?

973
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:27,470
Got some angry Orchard, hard-siren ass.

974
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:29,860
You're right. They got mad apples.

975
00:52:30,940 --> 00:52:33,360
No! No!

976
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:39,360
I'm gonna do my favorite thing.

977
00:52:40,060 --> 00:52:42,220
Spin the wheel!

978
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:44,990
Spin the wheel again!

979
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:49,600
We gonna go back there with these noodles
and we gonna smack the fuck out you.

980
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:50,780
Man, you gotta guess who did.

981
00:52:50,900 --> 00:52:52,120
That doesn't even make sense.

982
00:52:52,580 --> 00:52:54,000
This is a dumb game.

983
00:52:56,340 --> 00:52:59,600
No! Goddamn it!

984
00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:03,240
Hey! Hey! Hey!

985
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:04,820
Hey! No!

986
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:09,400
No! Hey!

987
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:14,030
Hey! Hey! No, just kill Casinet.

988
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:15,840
On the chair.

989
00:53:17,180 --> 00:53:19,040
We make it history, son!

990
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:21,170
Money, money, money!

991
00:53:21,180 --> 00:53:25,980
Casinet! Oh,

992
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:42,430
my God.

993
00:53:47,220 --> 00:53:48,720
That's what you guys got here.

994
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:52,280
Now you're gonna get it.

995
00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:58,180
So that's our suspect.

996
00:53:58,900 --> 00:54:00,580
It goes by the name, Shorthand.

997
00:54:01,500 --> 00:54:05,100
Was the handyman that a house reputed to be
haunted in 2001.

998
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:07,980
Is there anything you're not telling me?

999
00:54:08,420 --> 00:54:09,520
That your wife hates you.

1000
00:54:10,300 --> 00:54:14,590
You believe the earth is flat and you voted
for Trump three times.

1001
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:16,130
Now what? What's the vote for the woman?

1002
00:54:16,140 --> 00:54:20,940
Huh? I believe Shorthand is the notorious
ghost face.

1003
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:24,340
What'd that mouth do?

1004
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:26,720
Fuck this video!

1005
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:29,160
You did look pretty sketchy.

1006
00:54:32,220 --> 00:54:34,280
I got the wrong guy.

1007
00:54:35,140 --> 00:54:36,680
And you know that because you're sick?

1008
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:39,300
No. It's the only arrest warrant.

1009
00:54:41,260 --> 00:54:43,920
Oh, no. That guy's black.

1010
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:46,440
It's kind of not that black.

1011
00:54:47,100 --> 00:54:48,320
Like gravy brown.

1012
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:53,360
Hidden with your strong hand.

1013
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:56,060
Rest him anyway.

1014
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:57,680
Oh, it did something right.

1015
00:54:58,780 --> 00:55:00,420
Turn up your body cams.

1016
00:55:01,340 --> 00:55:03,360
This hail storm welcomed back.

1017
00:55:03,620 --> 00:55:05,120
Doc, I'm begging you.

1018
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:06,040
You gotta help me.

1019
00:55:06,140 --> 00:55:08,410
Look, younger. These little bitches are
killing me out there.

1020
00:55:08,420 --> 00:55:11,270
There were nothing but a sausage casing and
a ring light.

1021
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:16,080
Trust me with this withered decrepit, aged,
ravaged body,

1022
00:55:16,780 --> 00:55:18,160
and I will make you whole.

1023
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:20,800
One little ways, white lady special coming
right up.

1024
00:55:21,020 --> 00:55:24,650
Thanks. I'm gonna play a quick video on the
ins and outs of the procedure and

1025
00:55:24,660 --> 00:55:25,640
then we'll get started.

1026
00:55:29,620 --> 00:55:32,140
You wish you weren't so old and saggy.

1027
00:55:33,060 --> 00:55:34,420
You wish you were younger.

1028
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:37,350
Sexier. Fuckable again.

1029
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:42,160
One single injection unlocks your DNA,
creating a new

1030
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:47,120
barrier. This is the stuff.

1031
00:55:48,620 --> 00:55:52,730
Doc, this isn't that Buenos Pal trove crap
that makes you smell like a vag, is

1032
00:55:52,740 --> 00:55:57,540
it? I like

1033
00:55:57,980 --> 00:56:01,820
it. Oh!

1034
00:56:03,420 --> 00:56:08,220
Oh! Oh,

1035
00:56:15,540 --> 00:56:16,500
that's a lot of stuff.

1036
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:19,920
Ooh, a mask on a mask.

1037
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:22,140
Safety first, right, Con?

1038
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:25,760
Oh! Oh! Oh no!

1039
00:56:26,340 --> 00:56:29,320
Oh, I got a second thought.

1040
00:56:29,580 --> 00:56:31,960
I'm gonna love and accept myself as I am.

1041
00:56:32,620 --> 00:56:36,660
Ah! Fuck you.

1042
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:37,590
Fuck you.

1043
00:56:41,100 --> 00:56:45,900
Oh! Ah!

1044
00:57:07,340 --> 00:57:08,740
Ah! Ah!

1045
00:57:34,740 --> 00:57:36,820
Oops, wrong movie.

1046
00:57:38,780 --> 00:57:41,200
You were thinking it, you said.

1047
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:44,760
What chips to my ass?

1048
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:54,200
Hey, Thera.

1049
00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:59,060
Tuesday, I tried to visit you.

1050
00:57:59,460 --> 00:58:03,260
I am sorry for everything, especially your
name.

1051
00:58:03,820 --> 00:58:08,490
It was Taco Tuesday, I was super drunk, but
I promise you, I will kill this

1052
00:58:08,500 --> 00:58:10,760
motherfucker. It's fine, really, we're cool.

1053
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:11,820
I'm no, I'm no.

1054
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:14,600
I'm no. I'm going to take you to the car.

1055
00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:16,600
Oh, I got stabbed in my death-doma!

1056
00:58:16,740 --> 00:58:19,300
I'm taking two's away from all of this.

1057
00:58:20,540 --> 00:58:21,620
I'll be with you.

1058
00:58:22,180 --> 00:58:26,040
I tried to run two, but it follows.

1059
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:30,800
Now you're probably expecting a flashback to
that movie, but it's too obscure.

1060
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:32,330
Yeah, and you'll find me for you.

1061
00:58:32,340 --> 00:58:34,390
Do you have specs with someone giving an
STD?

1062
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:36,820
And then they house him in the form of a
naked grandma.

1063
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:38,400
It's like an STD by Epic.

1064
00:58:38,700 --> 00:58:40,520
Ah, the killer is taunting me.

1065
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:42,060
Why didn't he just kill us?

1066
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:43,660
Excuse me, yes, ma'am.

1067
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:45,040
What are you waiting for?

1068
00:58:45,380 --> 00:58:47,860
Oh, no, no, no, sweetie, sweetie, it's like
this.

1069
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:52,040
What are you waiting for, huh?

1070
00:58:53,140 --> 00:58:55,340
What are you waiting for?

1071
00:58:56,060 --> 00:58:58,280
What are you waiting for?

1072
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:00,850
What are you waiting for?

1073
00:59:00,860 --> 00:59:02,650
Dude, I wish you weren't my mother.

1074
00:59:02,660 --> 00:59:04,300
What are you waiting for?

1075
00:59:05,300 --> 00:59:06,690
What are you waiting for?

1076
00:59:06,700 --> 00:59:09,220
Candyman. Candyman.

1077
00:59:10,340 --> 00:59:13,440
Candyman. You sure about this?

1078
00:59:13,620 --> 00:59:15,620
Yeah, keep saying it.

1079
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:19,980
Candyman? Candyman!

1080
00:59:33,060 --> 00:59:37,860
Ah! So

1081
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:40,320
what's up? You got that Candyman?

1082
00:59:41,260 --> 00:59:44,600
I got weed gummies, Canes,

1083
00:59:45,740 --> 00:59:49,420
Shroomtimes! And what took you so long to
show up?

1084
00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:50,600
Come on, Clarence.

1085
00:59:50,620 --> 00:59:52,780
I called you five times, nigga.

1086
00:59:53,140 --> 00:59:54,040
Show up in three.

1087
00:59:54,180 --> 00:59:55,900
You ain't even called me on the phone.

1088
00:59:56,420 --> 00:59:59,540
Luckily I was walking by and her draw
through the hole in this wall.

1089
00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:00,650
Fix that shit.

1090
01:00:00,660 --> 01:00:02,040
You shut your ass up.

1091
01:00:02,180 --> 01:00:05,460
You need to go to a proctologist and get
your skin looked at.

1092
01:00:05,500 --> 01:00:08,500
Having acne over the age of 40 is wild work.

1093
01:00:08,780 --> 01:00:09,960
I look better than this, nigga.

1094
01:00:10,220 --> 01:00:11,030
Maybe you'll miss that.

1095
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:12,120
Hey, ain't no time for people.

1096
01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:13,560
We about to be high as fuck.

1097
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:14,900
We going party, son!

1098
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:19,840
Ah! Help me out, please, y

1099
01:00:20,100 --> 01:00:21,740
'all. Watch out for those babies.

1100
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:23,460
That's right. Right there.

1101
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:26,540
Oh, hey. I love this.

1102
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:27,200
Look at that.

1103
01:00:27,580 --> 01:00:28,340
Look at this.

1104
01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:30,060
You see your sister?

1105
01:00:32,700 --> 01:00:34,420
Ray, you see the gay?

1106
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:37,400
I can't find her since she looked at that
procter.

1107
01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:41,940
No. Ray, let me get it.

1108
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:44,180
You are Woody from Toy Story.

1109
01:00:44,500 --> 01:00:45,620
Nah, where did that gay?

1110
01:00:46,500 --> 01:00:48,620
Jake Gyllenhaal from broke back mountain.

1111
01:00:49,260 --> 01:00:52,200
I wish I knew how to quit you when I can.

1112
01:00:53,820 --> 01:00:55,360
You're not a movie.

1113
01:00:56,140 --> 01:00:59,680
Hey, buddy. Linda, have you seen my big old
bag of candy?

1114
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:02,660
It had chocolates, gummies, lollipops.

1115
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:04,270
It's gonna miss it.

1116
01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:04,840
No, no, no.

1117
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:05,680
It's not missing.

1118
01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:06,980
I passed it out to the sugar traders.

1119
01:01:08,300 --> 01:01:09,940
Linda, that's my stash.

1120
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:22,880
I'm so sorry.

1121
01:01:27,700 --> 01:01:31,280
Woohoo! I can't feel my face.

1122
01:01:33,300 --> 01:01:36,400
I want that nose ocean.

1123
01:01:38,580 --> 01:01:41,600
Six seven. Six seven.

1124
01:02:05,620 --> 01:02:07,220
Six seven.

1125
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:17,620
Why are you looking at me?

1126
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:21,700
I'll just stop here.

1127
01:02:22,100 --> 01:02:23,260
I'm fearful.

1128
01:02:31,140 --> 01:02:35,940
Yeah. Hey.

1129
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:43,340
Do you know how many baby seals die from
microplastics?

1130
01:02:52,340 --> 01:02:53,840
Yeah, it's got space.

1131
01:02:58,280 --> 01:03:01,080
Oh my god, he's down to her.

1132
01:03:01,380 --> 01:03:03,940
Not her. My pronouns are they, them.

1133
01:03:04,300 --> 01:03:05,500
He's down to them.

1134
01:03:05,660 --> 01:03:06,540
I'm over 40.

1135
01:03:06,780 --> 01:03:08,560
How am I supposed to keep up with all of
this?

1136
01:03:09,100 --> 01:03:09,920
She's not wrong.

1137
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:14,990
It's Karen's like you that keep the
patriarchy going with their knees on our

1138
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:17,880
necks. Now you're playing the race card.

1139
01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:19,640
They have enough of her shit.

1140
01:03:19,740 --> 01:03:20,700
That shit, bitch.

1141
01:03:23,060 --> 01:03:27,860
And to be clear, my real name is Karen.

1142
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:30,040
Oh shit, this is too good.

1143
01:03:30,060 --> 01:03:31,730
Nor the insults.

1144
01:03:31,740 --> 01:03:34,060
They don't realize we're gonna help them.

1145
01:03:34,340 --> 01:03:38,840
Toxic masculinity and mansplaining doesn't
help anybody.

1146
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:40,720
Off my masculine and toxic.

1147
01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:42,660
I love women in sports.

1148
01:03:43,260 --> 01:03:44,220
Just not together.

1149
01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:45,110
Come here, bitch.

1150
01:03:45,780 --> 01:03:47,980
What the? Me next.

1151
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,760
Hey, friend. You're the only one who's gonna
be next.

1152
01:03:51,020 --> 01:03:51,720
Oh, you're crazy.

1153
01:03:52,180 --> 01:03:52,860
So close.

1154
01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:58,460
I'm going mad as fear.

1155
01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:05,540
Uncle Shorty, you're still a man here.

1156
01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:07,180
Can I ask you something?

1157
01:04:08,300 --> 01:04:08,920
Yeah, sure.

1158
01:04:10,340 --> 01:04:14,080
It's about, you know, how to go down on a
girl.

1159
01:04:14,940 --> 01:04:16,180
You talking about eating pussy?

1160
01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:19,280
It's so cringe, but yeah.

1161
01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:22,300
So maybe you stop talking like a 14-year
-old white girl.

1162
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:23,520
You can learn something.

1163
01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:25,360
All right, so listen up.

1164
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:28,060
First thing you gotta do, you gotta spread
your wings.

1165
01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:29,000
You gotta open it up.

1166
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:30,360
And you wanna use your fingers.

1167
01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:32,100
Sometimes you can use two.

1168
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:33,880
Two fingers, like that there.

1169
01:04:34,180 --> 01:04:38,980
Now once you get it all in there now, you
gotta use your tongue.

1170
01:04:39,500 --> 01:04:40,610
You can't be afraid of it.

1171
01:04:40,620 --> 01:04:43,000
No, no, no.

1172
01:04:43,140 --> 01:04:45,380
You ain't leaning into it.

1173
01:04:45,900 --> 01:04:46,450
No, no, no.

1174
01:04:46,460 --> 01:04:47,340
You doing it too fast.

1175
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:51,040
Listen, you gotta be gentle.

1176
01:04:51,100 --> 01:04:51,760
You got top sweat.

1177
01:04:52,100 --> 01:04:53,440
Hey, you little guy.

1178
01:04:53,740 --> 01:04:54,760
How you doing?

1179
01:04:56,080 --> 01:04:58,420
Boom. It's like rolling the blunt.

1180
01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:00,220
All you gotta do, nephew.

1181
01:05:03,780 --> 01:05:04,960
It's it that shit.

1182
01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:10,340
Got it. You ain't got what I'm learning to
guess.

1183
01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:11,740
That's your mama.

1184
01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:16,460
Oh, you feel so good.

1185
01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:19,700
Oh, oh, oh, yeah.

1186
01:05:20,260 --> 01:05:22,640
Well, I wanna try something.

1187
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:25,280
I thought you said you'd never let me pet
you.

1188
01:05:25,460 --> 01:05:27,700
What? No. Relax.

1189
01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:29,780
I just wanna taste you.

1190
01:05:30,540 --> 01:05:33,180
Oh, okay. Okay.

1191
01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:37,760
Dinner time. Oh, yeah.

1192
01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:38,660
Come here, baby.

1193
01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:43,980
Oh, careful. I might get you gangster.

1194
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:47,080
Oh, oh, it is gangster.

1195
01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:50,220
Okay. I'll slap you so hard you want some
more.

1196
01:05:50,680 --> 01:05:52,780
Yeah. Ah, ah, ah.

1197
01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:58,820
Oh, you feel so much better than Carol and
them.

1198
01:05:58,940 --> 01:06:01,050
Choo, choo. Get back in there.

1199
01:06:01,060 --> 01:06:02,640
Yeah, lick it.

1200
01:06:02,740 --> 01:06:05,060
Yeah, lick it hard.

1201
01:06:05,220 --> 01:06:06,960
Boom, finish her.

1202
01:06:07,540 --> 01:06:10,780
Oh, my God.

1203
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:15,680
Just like rolling the blunt.

1204
01:06:17,020 --> 01:06:18,420
Now all you gotta do is hit it.

1205
01:06:21,220 --> 01:06:26,020
Ow! What

1206
01:06:27,020 --> 01:06:28,310
the fuck? Hey there.

1207
01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:30,400
We heard tell of a Halloween party.

1208
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:32,420
We did now, did you?

1209
01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:35,920
We're here to drink, play bad music, do some
half gay shit.

1210
01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:37,820
Why just half gay?

1211
01:06:38,340 --> 01:06:39,300
Can I help you?

1212
01:06:39,680 --> 01:06:41,180
If you just invite us in.

1213
01:06:41,640 --> 01:06:42,900
Why do you need an invitation?

1214
01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:46,510
Why don't folks show up to parties and
invite all the time with their little nasty

1215
01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:48,380
ass casseroles? Lazy shit.

1216
01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:49,870
Y'all better stop using some lousy.

1217
01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:52,600
And why she got some dirty ass feet?

1218
01:06:52,620 --> 01:06:54,840
Look like you was walking around pouring sex
all day.

1219
01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:56,340
Got them trailer-blocked toes.

1220
01:06:57,080 --> 01:06:59,360
I think you're in the wrong place.

1221
01:06:59,740 --> 01:07:00,480
Y'all clean?

1222
01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:04,800
No. We believe in music and equality.

1223
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:06,460
How about we show y'all?

1224
01:07:06,620 --> 01:07:07,440
It's okay now.

1225
01:07:21,180 --> 01:07:22,930
Engentrified de Jefferses.

1226
01:07:22,940 --> 01:07:25,430
Weezy's rollin' around in her grave right
now.

1227
01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:27,560
Can't do this to the black national anthem.

1228
01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:38,000
Boo! What the fuck?

1229
01:07:38,200 --> 01:07:39,040
Boo your ass!

1230
01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:41,860
That's why I don't do that bullshit out of
here.

1231
01:07:42,460 --> 01:07:45,570
Why don't y'all just go to one of those frat
parties where they drink until

1232
01:07:45,580 --> 01:07:48,030
they black out and wake up with their
booties hurtin'.

1233
01:07:48,040 --> 01:07:50,310
Not knowing what someone in the cowboy hat
did to them.

1234
01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:51,180
Yeah, what?

1235
01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:56,420
Okay, well, we will leave you guys alone,
but we're gonna walk real slow.

1236
01:07:56,480 --> 01:07:58,640
Just in case y'all change your minds.

1237
01:08:01,320 --> 01:08:02,420
Change your minds yet?

1238
01:08:02,620 --> 01:08:03,940
No. Hell no.

1239
01:08:04,820 --> 01:08:05,660
How about now?

1240
01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:06,600
Follow me.

1241
01:08:07,700 --> 01:08:08,780
Yes? Hell no.

1242
01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:10,060
Please walk it.

1243
01:08:10,140 --> 01:08:11,500
Now get up there.

1244
01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:12,260
There, come on.

1245
01:08:12,260 --> 01:08:13,400
Right folks, it's gettin' weird.

1246
01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:19,460
Guys, I think I saw an open window over
here.

1247
01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:20,450
That way those clothes.

1248
01:08:20,460 --> 01:08:21,680
Not for long.

1249
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:31,440
Wicked. Fuck, I'm fuckin' in the ass.

1250
01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:42,460
Hey, Tuesday! You came back!

1251
01:08:42,940 --> 01:08:44,300
Yeah, I left my inhaler.

1252
01:08:44,860 --> 01:08:47,750
Honestly, Tuesday, I thought inhaler's the
worst part of my significant history.

1253
01:08:48,180 --> 01:08:49,600
That's true. Should've been in vain.

1254
01:08:49,860 --> 01:08:52,530
But we're here now, so let's make the most
of it.

1255
01:08:52,540 --> 01:08:54,420
Now where's that white clothes at?

1256
01:08:59,480 --> 01:09:04,160
Sarah? Hello. Get your sister and get out of
there right now.

1257
01:09:04,380 --> 01:09:06,760
Okay, hon? I am a grown ass woman.

1258
01:09:07,100 --> 01:09:10,130
Mother, I don't have to do anything you're
telling me to do.

1259
01:09:10,140 --> 01:09:12,820
That's the house where your son and father
killed those people.

1260
01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:14,700
Someone wanted to get into there.

1261
01:09:15,860 --> 01:09:19,160
Which means... Someone wants to get me
there.

1262
01:09:19,260 --> 01:09:21,420
Oh my god, this isn't about you!

1263
01:09:21,740 --> 01:09:25,120
Why is it that I like to get to you with the
fucking far away?

1264
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:26,790
Wait, hold on.

1265
01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:28,400
Are you tracking my phone?

1266
01:09:28,820 --> 01:09:30,000
Shhh, you're breaking up.

1267
01:09:30,340 --> 01:09:31,500
But yeah, shhh.

1268
01:09:37,660 --> 01:09:40,580
Happy birthday! Oh my god!

1269
01:09:40,940 --> 01:09:42,580
What the fuck?!

1270
01:09:45,980 --> 01:09:47,770
What the fuck?!

1271
01:09:47,780 --> 01:09:50,580
Help! I'm sorry.

1272
01:09:50,980 --> 01:09:53,000
I thought I was supposed to smoke it!

1273
01:09:54,140 --> 01:09:55,680
Oh, shit. Ow!

1274
01:09:57,600 --> 01:10:01,440
Seriously? With the 12 years of slave shit?

1275
01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:02,740
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1276
01:10:02,780 --> 01:10:04,060
I didn't see that movie, okay?

1277
01:10:04,540 --> 01:10:05,940
I just found this thing in the shed.

1278
01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:11,200
Jeez. Come

1279
01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:16,120
on, bro. That's even worse.

1280
01:10:17,440 --> 01:10:19,320
I didn't mean it that way.

1281
01:10:19,860 --> 01:10:21,420
Some of my best victims are black.

1282
01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:27,920
And another brother falls victim to gun
violence.

1283
01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:30,660
Turns out race is still an issue.

1284
01:10:31,080 --> 01:10:31,900
That's not fair.

1285
01:10:32,300 --> 01:10:34,440
You know black guys usually die first in
horror movies.

1286
01:10:38,060 --> 01:10:41,880
Damn! Just give an old-new meaning to dead
by dead life.

1287
01:10:42,500 --> 01:10:45,960
Yeah. Oh. Keeps on.

1288
01:10:46,140 --> 01:10:47,900
Oh. Goofy ass.

1289
01:10:51,980 --> 01:10:54,960
Hello, shorty. Oh, gooo!

1290
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:55,680
Get a minute!

1291
01:10:57,140 --> 01:10:59,010
Got those bloody asses!

1292
01:10:59,020 --> 01:11:01,040
You're about to be high, you scum.

1293
01:11:01,180 --> 01:11:02,060
Come on!

1294
01:11:03,700 --> 01:11:05,740
Oh, damn it!

1295
01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:08,880
What do you mean, you scum?!

1296
01:11:10,260 --> 01:11:12,800
Oh, why are you running backwards, scum?

1297
01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:14,180
Oh, no, it's not me.

1298
01:11:14,500 --> 01:11:16,900
Something's wrong. Man, you're a modus of
the death.

1299
01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:18,260
You fucking asshole.

1300
01:11:19,080 --> 01:11:20,540
Game on, bitchy.

1301
01:11:20,920 --> 01:11:22,810
No. It's not me.

1302
01:11:22,820 --> 01:11:23,370
It's not me.

1303
01:11:23,700 --> 01:11:26,880
Oh, wrong name.

1304
01:11:27,700 --> 01:11:28,900
Black lives matter.

1305
01:11:29,020 --> 01:11:30,180
Not you, shorty.

1306
01:11:30,440 --> 01:11:32,700
Oh, my... Whoa, what's going on?

1307
01:11:33,280 --> 01:11:35,140
Oh, thank God you're here.

1308
01:11:35,220 --> 01:11:35,920
Where were you?

1309
01:11:36,300 --> 01:11:37,730
Goofy's face was just here.

1310
01:11:37,740 --> 01:11:40,420
I was just outside getting some fresh air.

1311
01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:42,980
Stop! What are you?

1312
01:11:43,440 --> 01:11:44,220
Who's the killer?

1313
01:11:45,860 --> 01:11:48,480
Well... Why do you have blood in your hands?

1314
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:52,460
I found Brad outside.

1315
01:11:52,980 --> 01:11:53,960
She's the killer!

1316
01:11:54,280 --> 01:11:56,380
I am not the killer.

1317
01:11:56,660 --> 01:11:58,460
I'm not even sex positive.

1318
01:11:58,720 --> 01:11:59,640
I'm a virgin.

1319
01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:02,680
No way. You've been like every dude in
Woodsville.

1320
01:12:03,160 --> 01:12:05,260
Fuck you. Whoa!

1321
01:12:06,380 --> 01:12:08,080
The butt doesn't count.

1322
01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:12,790
Shit, she's not assed to me.

1323
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:15,760
Welcome to Act 3, bitches.

1324
01:12:17,660 --> 01:12:21,140
What? What is that even mean?

1325
01:12:22,380 --> 01:12:24,520
It's when the shit goes down.

1326
01:12:25,220 --> 01:12:28,660
Oh, I still don't really know what she
means, but I think we survived!

1327
01:12:30,380 --> 01:12:31,130
I'm gonna die!

1328
01:12:31,140 --> 01:12:31,880
I'm gonna die!

1329
01:12:46,040 --> 01:12:50,720
Linda! Linda! I'm gonna get you in this shoe
and bag.

1330
01:12:50,780 --> 01:12:51,840
It's a piece of wire.

1331
01:12:52,300 --> 01:12:56,220
I've landed on video games, not to liquor or
lack of forensic supervision.

1332
01:12:56,900 --> 01:12:57,840
You're gonna need this.

1333
01:12:58,200 --> 01:13:00,030
Do you have one bigger and black?

1334
01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:01,440
Oh, right.

1335
01:13:03,900 --> 01:13:06,060
Who are you, John Wick?

1336
01:13:06,540 --> 01:13:08,820
I wouldn't say a ballerina, but nobody saw
that shit.

1337
01:13:09,620 --> 01:13:10,520
Let's do this.

1338
01:13:11,080 --> 01:13:15,880
Okay. Tell

1339
01:13:16,660 --> 01:13:19,720
me! I'm never gonna make it, please!

1340
01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:21,180
What do you think?

1341
01:13:22,460 --> 01:13:24,040
I think Drake lost the candy.

1342
01:13:24,380 --> 01:13:27,440
I still like Drake, but what would that love
do?

1343
01:13:27,460 --> 01:13:28,950
That's such a bitch-ass move.

1344
01:13:28,960 --> 01:13:31,160
About this situation.

1345
01:13:31,500 --> 01:13:33,540
Oh, that's definitely a trap.

1346
01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:35,060
She don't know where we are today, Linda.

1347
01:13:36,740 --> 01:13:39,840
Linda! Burn!

1348
01:13:43,700 --> 01:13:45,160
I'm not gonna make it!

1349
01:13:45,220 --> 01:13:47,140
Hi, darling. Oh, God, I'm so sick!

1350
01:13:47,820 --> 01:13:49,660
Oh, God, bitch!

1351
01:13:49,980 --> 01:13:51,200
I'm not dead yet!

1352
01:13:51,900 --> 01:13:53,000
Oh, my bad.

1353
01:13:53,340 --> 01:13:55,000
Now you go back in there.

1354
01:13:55,920 --> 01:13:58,320
Finish it. For me, Cindy.

1355
01:13:58,620 --> 01:14:00,100
I would do anything for you, Brenda.

1356
01:14:05,820 --> 01:14:08,260
Oh, yes! She bought it!

1357
01:14:08,420 --> 01:14:09,880
That'll catch up to it.

1358
01:14:09,960 --> 01:14:10,660
It don't fail.

1359
01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:11,900
That was just crazy.

1360
01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:14,280
She thought I was taking my black ass back
in there.

1361
01:14:14,900 --> 01:14:15,560
I'm gonna run!

1362
01:14:18,200 --> 01:14:19,340
Attention all current.

1363
01:14:20,060 --> 01:14:22,820
You have five seconds to show yourselves.

1364
01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:30,300
Oh, God.

1365
01:14:34,420 --> 01:14:37,160
Ah! Sweetie! Bitch!

1366
01:14:38,060 --> 01:14:39,720
You shot my favorite ball!

1367
01:14:40,260 --> 01:14:41,700
Go back home, dear friend!

1368
01:14:42,540 --> 01:14:47,340
Sorry! Hello,

1369
01:14:53,560 --> 01:14:58,360
Cindy. Hello. Looks like you forgot the
first rule

1370
01:14:58,640 --> 01:15:00,600
of surviving a horrible thing.

1371
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:02,620
Never answer that phone.

1372
01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:07,160
I thought the first rule was never trust the
love interest.

1373
01:15:08,740 --> 01:15:11,940
Really? All I'm changing rule is how about
that?

1374
01:15:12,860 --> 01:15:15,900
New rule. Go fuck yourself.

1375
01:15:16,480 --> 01:15:17,840
Wait, wait! Ah!

1376
01:15:18,540 --> 01:15:21,180
Oh, why do you hate closet so much?

1377
01:15:21,300 --> 01:15:22,670
I told you to come out.

1378
01:15:22,680 --> 01:15:24,720
Yo, I didn't want to get shot.

1379
01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:26,980
Ironic, isn't it?

1380
01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:28,560
You messed with me, bitch!

1381
01:15:29,260 --> 01:15:30,940
Go go out into his face!

1382
01:15:31,460 --> 01:15:32,180
Didn't tell you.

1383
01:15:33,700 --> 01:15:36,520
If you're done with, I might have killed
your dog.

1384
01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:43,460
The dog is just a metaphor.

1385
01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:45,700
It was about losing his wife.

1386
01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:47,120
You sure it's not an hour's worth?

1387
01:15:58,220 --> 01:16:00,100
Let us begin.

1388
01:16:02,480 --> 01:16:07,280
No! Oh,

1389
01:16:22,500 --> 01:16:23,460
that's tongue-trollers.

1390
01:16:23,480 --> 01:16:28,280
Good! Ah!

1391
01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:05,040
Ah! Eat

1392
01:17:05,980 --> 01:17:06,620
a dick.

1393
01:17:17,640 --> 01:17:18,840
Shoot him, Sarah.

1394
01:17:19,240 --> 01:17:21,400
End this. Don't tell me what to do!

1395
01:17:21,900 --> 01:17:26,700
This isn't the best time to resolve our
mommy-daughter issues, but Sarah,

1396
01:17:27,660 --> 01:17:28,600
I am so sorry.

1397
01:17:28,720 --> 01:17:30,180
I have been a terrible mother.

1398
01:17:30,760 --> 01:17:33,880
I don't even know your sister Wednesday,
Tuesday.

1399
01:17:34,620 --> 01:17:37,020
I have to clarify that for legal reasons.

1400
01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:39,140
But I prepared you for this.

1401
01:17:39,700 --> 01:17:41,000
So go on, baby.

1402
01:17:41,660 --> 01:17:42,500
You kill him.

1403
01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:45,300
Sarah! Jack! Sarah!

1404
01:17:45,820 --> 01:17:48,860
Jack! Jack! Jack!

1405
01:17:49,540 --> 01:17:53,860
Sarah! Jack! Thank God you're okay, because
I really wanted to be the one to...

1406
01:17:55,020 --> 01:17:56,080
Take a big.

1407
01:17:57,520 --> 01:18:00,120
What I told you was about me.

1408
01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:02,000
No, Sarah.

1409
01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:04,820
You were just a bit.

1410
01:18:05,740 --> 01:18:06,740
It's about her.

1411
01:18:07,700 --> 01:18:09,680
Fuck! Oh, sorry honey.

1412
01:18:09,920 --> 01:18:11,040
I hate being right.

1413
01:18:11,720 --> 01:18:13,280
You should have listened to Doofy.

1414
01:18:14,020 --> 01:18:15,320
The love interest.

1415
01:18:16,280 --> 01:18:18,780
It just seemed too obvious, you know?

1416
01:18:18,960 --> 01:18:22,580
Which makes you think it is not obvious,
same page on your channel.

1417
01:18:23,060 --> 01:18:24,940
Yeah, well that's the twist.

1418
01:18:25,500 --> 01:18:26,320
Now get in the kitchen.

1419
01:18:26,480 --> 01:18:28,430
Go. Hey, doofy!

1420
01:18:28,440 --> 01:18:29,620
Okay, listen up.

1421
01:18:30,740 --> 01:18:35,240
See, there hasn't been a great horror movie
since the first one.

1422
01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:36,860
We're gonna save the franchise.

1423
01:18:37,560 --> 01:18:38,760
Go get our special guest star.

1424
01:18:41,440 --> 01:18:43,420
Hollywood, out of ideas.

1425
01:18:44,220 --> 01:18:46,480
Why else would there be a scary movie six?

1426
01:18:46,780 --> 01:18:48,740
But it wouldn't work with just the new
characters, would it?

1427
01:18:49,140 --> 01:18:51,070
We need the legacy characters.

1428
01:18:51,080 --> 01:18:55,880
And there wouldn't be a Cindy without her
sad scene, Black Side Kick

1429
01:18:55,900 --> 01:18:59,700
Brenda. You ain't have to say black with no
heartbeat like that.

1430
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:02,320
Brenda, didn't she get shot?

1431
01:19:03,380 --> 01:19:03,980
There are?

1432
01:19:05,020 --> 01:19:06,560
Oh, wait, I did!

1433
01:19:06,780 --> 01:19:08,380
Oh look, that's an Haley!

1434
01:19:08,800 --> 01:19:10,290
Oh, what do you do?

1435
01:19:10,300 --> 01:19:12,320
Stop dancing! Stop dancing!

1436
01:19:12,380 --> 01:19:13,400
Everybody stop dancing!

1437
01:19:13,580 --> 01:19:14,130
Oh, look out!

1438
01:19:14,280 --> 01:19:15,690
Oh, oh, oh!

1439
01:19:15,700 --> 01:19:19,880
No! You caught me, mom.

1440
01:19:21,080 --> 01:19:22,660
You care about me?

1441
01:19:23,340 --> 01:19:25,140
Oh, I wanna go that far, but I'm in.

1442
01:19:25,420 --> 01:19:27,020
Sure. Go get Tuesday!

1443
01:19:27,620 --> 01:19:30,720
Okay, ladies. Time to save the body!

1444
01:19:31,280 --> 01:19:33,300
Let's go, let's go, let's go!

1445
01:19:33,380 --> 01:19:34,160
Oh, no!

1446
01:19:35,360 --> 01:19:36,880
What, who are you people?

1447
01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:39,680
We're the motherfuckers that are taking over
this franchise.

1448
01:19:40,620 --> 01:19:42,620
Oh, yeah? Oh, okay!

1449
01:19:42,820 --> 01:19:45,840
Oh my god, that was not part of the plan!

1450
01:19:46,100 --> 01:19:47,080
Oh, god!

1451
01:19:48,600 --> 01:19:49,940
Neither was this.

1452
01:19:51,080 --> 01:19:55,620
Oh! Wait, make out one of those!

1453
01:19:55,840 --> 01:19:57,680
Woo! Hot damn!

1454
01:19:58,180 --> 01:19:59,740
Ha ha ha ha ha!

1455
01:19:59,780 --> 01:20:00,580
That's interesting!

1456
01:20:01,740 --> 01:20:05,500
Yeah, and I brought my boy Kevin Hart with
me.

1457
01:20:09,140 --> 01:20:13,940
What? Shot?

1458
01:20:14,420 --> 01:20:17,300
That's right. On my knees, I'm the same
height as Kevin.

1459
01:20:17,840 --> 01:20:18,750
And Kevin said no.

1460
01:20:18,760 --> 01:20:20,280
Kevin Hart said no?

1461
01:20:20,480 --> 01:20:22,220
That little motherfucker says yes to
everything.

1462
01:20:22,760 --> 01:20:23,500
Yeah, he does.

1463
01:20:23,840 --> 01:20:26,400
But wait, there's more.

1464
01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:27,680
Ha ha ha!

1465
01:20:27,940 --> 01:20:32,740
Chata, bitches! Right, shotty!

1466
01:20:33,120 --> 01:20:34,500
Yeah, that's right.

1467
01:20:35,580 --> 01:20:37,860
Four black killies.

1468
01:20:38,220 --> 01:20:39,080
We'll make you history.

1469
01:20:39,620 --> 01:20:42,200
It's a new definition of black excellence.

1470
01:20:43,080 --> 01:20:44,900
But why would you do this?

1471
01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:48,430
Question is, why would you try to make a
sequel?

1472
01:20:48,440 --> 01:20:49,360
Without us, huh?

1473
01:20:49,540 --> 01:20:53,980
Yeah, when the studio wanted to replace
these brothers, I was dead.

1474
01:20:54,480 --> 01:20:56,160
That's that. What about me?

1475
01:20:56,760 --> 01:20:57,440
What about you?

1476
01:20:57,680 --> 01:20:59,980
You were in one scene in part four.

1477
01:21:00,340 --> 01:21:02,040
Yes, but I mean that motherfucker Dr.

1478
01:21:02,260 --> 01:21:03,120
Phil Cutter's foot off.

1479
01:21:03,300 --> 01:21:04,290
And he crazy, now.

1480
01:21:04,300 --> 01:21:05,140
Yeah, he got weird.

1481
01:21:05,640 --> 01:21:07,640
But you see what they trying to do?

1482
01:21:08,060 --> 01:21:09,840
They trying to pit us all on the density
check.

1483
01:21:10,060 --> 01:21:12,800
They trying to stop black on a very black
crime.

1484
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:14,660
That's right. Yo, shot.

1485
01:21:15,240 --> 01:21:16,890
Hey, I'm proud of you, bro.

1486
01:21:16,900 --> 01:21:21,100
You've had an amazing career as a sports
commentator since retiring from basketball.

1487
01:21:21,280 --> 01:21:24,920
And I love the big podcast, and I love that
shit.

1488
01:21:25,540 --> 01:21:28,450
Even though I don't understand a word you be
saying, you be on that show until

1489
01:21:28,460 --> 01:21:32,500
I... I'll be on that show until I...

1490
01:21:32,920 --> 01:21:37,720
Kobe, enough! But my point is, nigga, I love
your

1491
01:21:37,880 --> 01:21:41,530
shit. But I never got over Kazim.

1492
01:21:41,540 --> 01:21:42,250
I'm gonna kill you.

1493
01:21:42,260 --> 01:21:44,160
I'm gonna kill you.

1494
01:21:44,420 --> 01:21:45,680
I'm gonna kill you.

1495
01:21:47,200 --> 01:21:49,080
Why you think you're making this?

1496
01:21:49,300 --> 01:21:52,000
You and Kobe would have had nice links.

1497
01:21:52,120 --> 01:21:53,480
That motherfucker treated me.

1498
01:21:53,760 --> 01:21:57,740
Shakil! How big is your foot?

1499
01:21:57,820 --> 01:22:01,240
22. Then how big is your dick?

1500
01:22:01,460 --> 01:22:02,800
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey.

1501
01:22:02,940 --> 01:22:04,600
Boss. What the fuck are you talking about?

1502
01:22:04,660 --> 01:22:05,640
I'm doing it for the culture.

1503
01:22:06,040 --> 01:22:08,040
What culture? Culture club?

1504
01:22:08,240 --> 01:22:08,870
I think so.

1505
01:22:08,880 --> 01:22:10,620
Come on, Ray, we're killing people.

1506
01:22:10,660 --> 01:22:11,880
Stay focused. I'm gonna run, run, run.

1507
01:22:11,940 --> 01:22:12,490
We back.

1508
01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:14,630
Hey, don't do it.

1509
01:22:14,640 --> 01:22:15,320
Don't you worry.

1510
01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:18,040
We family. Mad respect.

1511
01:22:19,080 --> 01:22:22,180
Black is nominated for eight in the E-line,
nigga.

1512
01:22:23,340 --> 01:22:25,540
Actually, the show was only nominated for
five.

1513
01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:27,580
I was nominated for eight.

1514
01:22:29,600 --> 01:22:30,760
You're the best piece.

1515
01:22:31,480 --> 01:22:32,470
You're the best piece.

1516
01:22:32,480 --> 01:22:33,400
You're the best piece.

1517
01:22:33,940 --> 01:22:38,200
Yeah. But you never won.

1518
01:22:38,600 --> 01:22:40,340
What? It's...

1519
01:22:42,020 --> 01:22:43,720
Don't be Spanish to me, motherfucker.

1520
01:22:44,200 --> 01:22:47,000
This is for doing scary movies, playing
golf.

1521
01:22:47,320 --> 01:22:49,260
I didn't know it fired the family.

1522
01:22:49,560 --> 01:22:52,240
This is for coming an hour of good time.

1523
01:22:52,320 --> 01:22:54,140
I'm gonna sell them all in blackish.

1524
01:22:54,280 --> 01:22:56,060
But you guys were on the WV.

1525
01:22:57,180 --> 01:22:58,880
Nobody saw that shit.

1526
01:23:01,140 --> 01:23:02,030
No, no, no.

1527
01:23:02,040 --> 01:23:06,840
And you, and you, y'all went and did scary
movie three and four without

1528
01:23:07,180 --> 01:23:08,740
us. Niggah, I'm sorry.

1529
01:23:08,860 --> 01:23:10,340
They offered me so much money.

1530
01:23:10,400 --> 01:23:12,280
I got a new house, a new car.

1531
01:23:12,460 --> 01:23:13,860
I got wings that don't itch.

1532
01:23:15,040 --> 01:23:15,720
What about you?

1533
01:23:17,040 --> 01:23:21,620
Well, I had a chance to work with the
incomparable Charlie Sheen.

1534
01:23:23,660 --> 01:23:25,600
That's good. He's a legend.

1535
01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:27,180
And his dick game is crazy.

1536
01:23:27,520 --> 01:23:32,280
You know, he slept with 47,000 women, and a
thousand of them women were dudes.

1537
01:23:32,640 --> 01:23:33,680
Lucky guy.

1538
01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:37,600
Wait, so y'all gonna kill us now?

1539
01:23:39,360 --> 01:23:43,660
Nah. What would Halloween be without Jamie
Lee Curtis?

1540
01:23:43,960 --> 01:23:46,040
Or Scream be without Nef Kim?

1541
01:23:46,360 --> 01:23:47,540
That would be Scream 6.

1542
01:23:47,840 --> 01:23:50,360
How did you guys pull all of this off?

1543
01:23:50,600 --> 01:23:54,240
Sandy, they're not how many wanes is there
off.

1544
01:23:54,880 --> 01:23:55,950
They're good billions.

1545
01:23:55,960 --> 01:24:00,180
Billions. I'm just so happy that the old
gang is back together.

1546
01:24:00,920 --> 01:24:04,480
Okay, in the middle on three, core four.

1547
01:24:04,980 --> 01:24:06,120
No, no, no.

1548
01:24:06,560 --> 01:24:07,900
That's core. That's why.

1549
01:24:08,660 --> 01:24:12,440
What about the young and the red-blit?

1550
01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:15,260
Yeah, or the old and then the beautiful.

1551
01:24:15,480 --> 01:24:18,200
Or the cute and the cruddy.

1552
01:24:18,360 --> 01:24:20,400
Yeah, or the sexy and then the scene.

1553
01:24:26,680 --> 01:24:29,200
We were brought in to take over the
franchise.

1554
01:24:29,420 --> 01:24:32,880
That's right. He went to like 70 years old.

1555
01:24:37,200 --> 01:24:39,260
I should drag that one to a sibling.

1556
01:24:39,960 --> 01:24:40,820
Oh, my bad girl.

1557
01:24:41,880 --> 01:24:44,840
Guys, guys, they're already dead.

1558
01:24:45,060 --> 01:24:47,220
Nah, little fuckers always come back.

1559
01:24:47,440 --> 01:24:49,080
Oh, no. Not this time.

1560
01:24:49,400 --> 01:24:51,100
Exactly. Come on, man, let's go.

1561
01:24:51,260 --> 01:24:52,330
Let's go. We gotta manage.

1562
01:24:52,340 --> 01:24:57,140
That's my next generation, my man.

1563
01:24:57,620 --> 01:25:02,420
No! Oh,

1564
01:25:04,960 --> 01:25:09,760
bitch. Wait,

1565
01:25:18,180 --> 01:25:18,880
wait, wait, wait.

1566
01:25:19,340 --> 01:25:20,280
What's your bad?

1567
01:25:20,400 --> 01:25:21,540
I mean, those are our kids.

1568
01:25:21,980 --> 01:25:22,980
Fuck those kids.

1569
01:25:23,700 --> 01:25:25,200
This is our franchise.

1570
01:25:25,840 --> 01:25:29,780
Besides, we can do all these dramatic
walkaways with the fire back of us.

1571
01:25:30,200 --> 01:25:31,120
What the damn was that?

1572
01:25:31,720 --> 01:25:33,980
Oh, no. I kind of like it.

1573
01:25:35,140 --> 01:25:36,280
You do, right?

1574
01:25:36,480 --> 01:25:37,520
We should play a fire movie.

1575
01:25:37,580 --> 01:25:39,280
You want to drag stuff like a fire movie?

1576
01:25:39,520 --> 01:25:41,140
No, I want you to dress like a fire.

1577
01:25:41,200 --> 01:25:43,320
Y'all do it, Jem.